Dear Baby

Please stop making me nauseous. I know I'm lucky and that I haven't had it that bad... but please. Please, please, please just let me feel fine.

I feel so grody today, with the only respite being the Heath Bar and Cake Batter milkshake I had a half hour ago. That sure soothed me for like fifteen minutes, then put me back in green-face land.

:( sniff sniff...

please?

PS- also, work your magic with the universe and stop the women's bathroom at work from smelling like melted cheese of some sort. It's wrong.

Your friend,

Yo Momma